Why is it that when I decide I want to save my money, all these extraneous, superfluous things I need to pay for come up all of a sudden?

It’s so cruel. Take today for example. I am waking from my slumber. And this is always my problem when I wake up: Instead of gradually drifting out of sleep and into consciousness… slowly, I wave my arms and JOLT out of bed, first thing. This is how I wake up. This has always been how I wake up.

Today, my phone was on my comforter. And since I grabbed my comforter and literally whipped it off of me, my phone was sent flying before crashing to the hardwood floor. This guy said he’d come to my house and fix it for $60: bostoniphonerepair.com

Which… I’m inclined to just go on Ebay and buy one of those kits and do it myself. Or manipulate someone nicely to do it for me. I mean ask.

Great. Seriously? Something really good better happen within the next 24 hour period.

This is what sadness on a rainy day looks like.