Hello!!

It’s my gingerbread house! Or something that’s kind of like a gingerbread house. Gingerbread shmouse. Get it?!!

It’s strange. You figure: okay, this is for children. That means, I should be just fine!! No. It’s challenging. It’s also kind of sadistic. And sinister.

1. The icing was WAY too hard and the 1/4 inch incision is much to large for assembling those tough to reach areas. Like the windows. “use common sense… Stick it in the microwave. You should have made a smaller cut for the icing tube”. I know. This is precisely why we have instructions. So that someone who gets paid can figure all that out and alert the general public. In the instructions!

2. I thought I was creative. I’m not, it seems. I think that this “gingerbread house kit” is for people who think they’re creative. So that it can prove to them that they are not.

3. Yes, that is correct. This has been my experience. The entire world adheres to the rules of my subjective experience.

Anyway here’s what I did:

This is what it was supposed to look like:

Oh well!