Kitty is the best cat ever. He loves me, doesn’t scratch me when I play with him and he bears a striking resemblance to the chat noir:

Not only does he not throw up when you feed him weird stuff. He likes weird stuff. I can feed him salami, rice, vegetables… Even sugar. And he is always fine with it. Game for anything.

My man.

The other nice thing: When I give him warm milk, he makes a mess. But then he cleans his mess up by licking the milk he splatters all over the floor up. Also he doesn’t need a litter box. Litter boxes are really gross. I get that, he gets that. He goes outside. That is efficiency and responsibility in a pet.

He’s really hard to see because he’s all black and just comes out as a black blob in pictures, but look how handsome he is: