HAH. Such a good expression. Actually, it’ll be especially slow since I’m sending these out TODAY and tomorrow is Friday, they probably won’t be there tomorrow. Then its CHRISTMAS WEEKEND. Then Monday. But who cares about Christmas cards after Christmas.

I don’t care if people don’t care.

I’m sending them out anyway.

Also, more people should send cards. More people should write, with pens. It’s such a pacifying task… very therapeutic. Also many people have very ugly handwriting and they should work on it through the practice of exercising their calligraphy skills. And their cursive.

Plus its nice to get something unexpected in the mail! And a note! Something handwritten is magical. It is as if a persons essence, emotions, thoughts, feelings and blessings are woven into the curves, loops and dots of the ink.

It’s a beautiful thing.

Happy Kwanzaa!

The Christmas cards I bought (bless your beloved resources TJ Maxx, I love you) are adorable. They are glittery and magical. They came with a keepsake box which is nice for storing peoples addresses! Also it has a little note in the sleeve of the keepsake box reminding me that Christmas is magical and fairytales come to life during Christmas. Which is good for me, I still feed into the magic of Christmas thing. I sleep on the couch on Christmas Eve like a loser. Still. I’m almost as big as a COW!

Also Ella Enchanted was the first book I ever read on my own (Newbury Honor Book. I had taste even then. Not for nothing.) and I equate that with Christmas (I read it during Christmas in the 4th grade) and somehow that makes me jittery and overtly imaginative during Christmas. Still.

Only a lucky few of you get these because the box only had 15. The rest of you are getting cheap $1/box cards.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!