HAH. Such a good expression. Actually, it’ll be especially slow since I’m sending these out TODAY and tomorrow is Friday, they probably won’t be there tomorrow. Then its CHRISTMAS WEEKEND. Then Monday. But who cares about Christmas cards after Christmas. I don’t care if people don’t care. I’m sending them out anyway. Also, more people…
Author: ibratgle
Yankee Update
I had to switch twice during the course of our Yankee Swap work game. Present #1: I chose the biggest gift. Obviously. Which I forgot was the thing not to do during a Yankee Swap. It was an ice tea holder thing. Wut. Present #2: Someone wanted the ice tea thing (In case you’re confused:…
Yankee Punch Swap
My former boss who still works in the office, so, my co-worker, made a big fuss about us having a Yankee Swap because he thought it would instil animosity within the workplace. Feelings hurt, bruises, negative energy, etc.. Which is silly because we aren’t fourth graders. He also strangely suggested that if we went with…
Zany, Moschino, Zany
I like big polka dots. They conjure images of Minnie Mouse, the fashion splash of the 60s, Dalmatians. Really, all things I like. I like big stripes. They conjure images of the jail burdened, the flag, heaps of ribbon, the french, boats in general! Which is why I was ecstatic to see so much of…
I Love This Animal
Kitty is the best cat ever. He loves me, doesn’t scratch me when I play with him and he bears a striking resemblance to the chat noir: Not only does he not throw up when you feed him weird stuff. He likes weird stuff. I can feed him salami, rice, vegetables… Even sugar. And he is…
Gingerbread Shmouse
Hello!! It’s my gingerbread house! Or something that’s kind of like a gingerbread house. Gingerbread shmouse. Get it?!! It’s strange. You figure: okay, this is for children. That means, I should be just fine!! No. It’s challenging. It’s also kind of sadistic. And sinister. 1. The icing was WAY too hard and the 1/4 inch…
6 more days!?
I went onto Ebay to see about a chess set for my uncle. Turns out, its the 19th! There are only six days left! Until Christmas! Where does the time go. I just don’t understand. I realized that I hadn’t posted any pictures of the Christmas Spirit running rampant in my home. Better late than…
In case you forgot
That is… that this song is by Wham. Which, up until one year ago, I did not know. I didn’t know who it was, I only knew, and currently know, since I still love this song, too many commas, I know. I only knew/know that it’s music to my very ears. My heart literally skips…
Ra Ra Riots
Whether it’s over the pyrrhic victory of Berlusconi, unions and things in the UK, or, really, anyone in Greece that doesn’t believe in accounting… Everyone is rioting all over the place! I find it all so exciting. Rioting is caring, it is an indication of the valor and vitality of a country’s aggregate pulse. And…
A Distant Dream
Recently it’s been very rainy. This, I can deal with. In fact, I enjoy the rain. I think it’s romantic, satisfying, pacifying…Soon we will have snow, which terrifies me. I’m late, since fashion week was in September, but at times when the future seems so icy and snowy, turning to the sweetness of spring for…
Formula 457 