I can’t imagine Halloween in the Spring. It’s so much about the crisp cool breeze and falling leaves. And pumpkins. And things that smell good: apples, cinnamon, squash, also pumpkins, you know, nutmeg. It’s about getting out there, reaching out for the last possible enjoyment of nature and the subtle earthly pleasures before it all…
Category: Vile & Unpleasant
I decided to skip the month of February. AND GALLIANO. DIOR. FIRED.
I decided to skip the month of February. Because for all intensive purposes, it’s the worst one. That’s why it’s the shortest. And all the best months have 31 days instead of 30. Including this month! Which is the chosen month for celebrating my birth. And NO, February isn’t the worst month because of Valentine’s…
What the HELL IS THIS??
I’m really not that big on Jimmy Choo… even if I had fantastic amounts of money to spend, or fantastic spending limits on my credit cards, Jimmy Choo is not where my finance charges would lie. But the marriage of Jimmy Choo and UGG Australia is downright blasphemous. Seriously. What is this! Look how ridiculous…
I am an animal
You know that scene in Clueless where Cher is walking by the water fountain and suddenly it dawns on her that she loves her stepbrother even though she had spent most of the movie thinking he was gross and (minor detail) over-stressing the fact that he was her stepBROTHER. Think about that for a moment….
Formula 457 