I spent a great deal of my life making sure everyone knew I was fine. Everything was great. Don worry abaout-et. I got hit by a car when I was six because I wasn’t paying attention outside of the church my family and I sometimes went to (for ten minutes or so before midnight mass…
Category: Vile & Unpleasant
The theme is: Vegan
I was having a conversation recently with this girl I’m friends with In Real Life. About being vegans. Just a couple of vegans (kinda) talking about being vegans. I’ve thought about this and I don’t think that vegans talk especially extensively about being vegan as humans generally just talk about food a lot. But since…
JU Get ET? Tao. Pow. Love.
I mean… Yes. I’ve done the Forum and the Advanced Course which are two seminars provided by Landmark (in exchange for money) and I feel pretty good. It was like an integration, communication overhaul. I’ve learned the following things about myself: I’m a lot more selfish (entitled, manipulative, self absorbed—but you already gathered that…
Sabbatical & Boston Marathon 2013
Yes. I’m sorry, I know you must have missed me. I’m assuming. I don’t have any answers, just excuses. Most of which I tell myself and friends that remember to ask about why I’ve stopped writing in this. But the thing about things like this is writing everyday or a couple times a week or…
Decay of Summer
I love fall. Unfortunately, this thing I love destroys months worth of summer labor. My garden is freezing, which is sad for me. I’ve decided to collect a few pictures of the loss and deterioration that’s ensuing. Though I’d rather not remember it this way. Basil has been planted everywhere. Everywhere. Various yellowing tomato plants….
Paillettes Prada Fall 2011 and Time’s Cruel Nature
I just got the September issue of Vogue late since my subscription ran out and it’s already September 5th! I exclaim not because I am reading my magazine later than usual, this I’m okay with, it’s the uncharacteristic, surreal speed of time passing which has left me confused and unsettled. How fleeting time is, how…
Hurricane Irene
There’s nothing like being heartbroken and mad that someone you really didn’t want to leave does and goes to New York. Forever. And then having a hurricane named after you. A highly publicized hurricane that’s all over the radio, news and internet. So glorious it is to know that my name was constantly repeated for…
HairQueenz, CoupMe, Empty Dreams, Anger and Fruitless Endeavors
So I haven’t exactly had a real outlet for the frustration that ensued a few days ago following an interaction with the most terrible man. I had plans of going to Newbury St. and getting a haircut. I don’t normally do this, I actually never get my hair done because I always hate the way…
Psychic POWERS
On the eve of a powerful New Moon-Solar Eclipse tango, I have decided to give myself to the spirit world of the occult. I decided a few days ago that I would go see a psychic. A normal psychic. Not a tarot reader, not a palm reader. Smart? No An effective use of my time?…
Perpetuating Stereotypes and Silver Minivans
I just saw four silver minivans in a row on the highway. Literally four consecutive minivans. Same minivan. Toyota. Four. I wonder if they’re a club. I actually hope they are a club. That would make sense to me. Four guys who don’t quite fit in, they all buy silver minivans they don’t need as…
Formula 457 