THE moment. The moment you tell someone you’re doing something and you realize that you’re lying to yourself. Somehow, hearing yourself say what you’re going to do brings lucidity on some level. Ideas, at times, could go either way. They could either be good ideas or bad ideas. Once you explain it to someone else, you know. You know.

So. I was sitting on my little couch in my room across a few of my friends hudled around my little coffee table. Little. And I casually mentioned the fact that the glass on my phone shattered. And how I was going to fix it myself instead of spending money to have a professional do it. I knew it was a bad idea-it sounded like a bad idea. And because it was my idea, I defended it to the death. Well after the patronizing conversation ended, I still brought it up. Reminding them and the universe as a whole that they would “see”.

I didn’t fix it.

I broke it more.

I now have to replace the LCD screen. And find where I put that STUPID little transparent piece of sticky stuff which, apparently, is indispensable to the function of the touch screen.

Because of my infinite wisdom and entrepreneurial nature, I have, in my possession, a second iphone.

Because of the general injustice that exists in the global society we belong to, I CANNOT UNLOCK IT. I cannot. Although I did jailbreak it which was, well, a small victory.

I am phoneless. I can’t take any fun little pictures with anything. I can’t call. People are probably on the lookout because they can’t reach me. I’m sure the BPD has been called. I have email. And that ingenious little program gmail has created where you can TEXT FROM YOUR GMAIL! How bout that!