Author: ibratgle

The Evil Eye.

I need the following things: Pajamas. A bucket of ice for my head. To light some candles. The nuzzle of a warm cat. A depressant of some sort. Maybe in the form of a dirty martini. That I can throw in the face of the JERK WHO IS KEEPING MY SIM CARD HOSTAGE. I sold…

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Transcendentalism.

It’s sad that humanity has advanced so far, to the point where some people don’t even know what they’d do if they didn’t have their smartphones by their side. It’s day two of no phone. And this is not bad. I don’t see much of a change. If anything, the experience is liberating. Anything can…

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A moment. In time.

THE moment. The moment you tell someone you’re doing something and you realize that you’re lying to yourself. Somehow, hearing yourself say what you’re going to do brings lucidity on some level. Ideas, at times, could go either way. They could either be good ideas or bad ideas. Once you explain it to someone else,…

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POLL!

Should I sell my 3gs 4.1 firmware 05.14.02 modem firmware A.K.A. USELESS to me since I have t-mobile and can’t unlock it NOW. For $270. or Should I wait until the hackers manage a way to unlock it. Which could take weeks. Or days. Or months. Which! Which! Which! Which! Which! Which! Which! Which! Which!…

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Harvard Square

Its early. I got to work at 7:37 today. The result of a carpooling complication, I woke up when it was still dark out. Actually, I’m running on just a few hours of sleep. Something strange happens to me when under the spell of sleep deprivation. I have more energy, I’m more alert and my…

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Lanvin. LANVIN.

Something truly exciting is happening. Lanvin has decided to become a guest designer for H&M‘s Winter 2010 collection. Lanvin is one of those art deco fashion houses that started with one woman who wanted to jazz things up for her and hers back in the day. Think of a more expressive Coco Chanel. She brought…

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Also

I made some promises last night that I have to keep because I am a woman of my word. Here are some pictures of boys that are very dear to me. They are nice to me and they are good to talk to when I am down or angry. Also, they’re on the list of…

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Rules to Live By

1. Tortillas with Salsa con queso sounds like a good idea until your mouth both tastes and feels like the inside of a gutter. 2. You will only be happy if you lie to yourself. Like the time when I thought it was a good idea to put a couch in my bedroom and realized…

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